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Zorro is a champion of freedom and justice who speaks with a Spanish accent but isn't a socialist. He wears a mask so that he can blend in with the Islamofascists and avoid having his cover blown as a secret operative by Karl Rove. The title of Zorro has been passed down a few times, because defending liberty is hard work and occasionally gets tiring and/or lethal for its heroes.
The black version of Zorro is called Malcolm.