How Zombies Are MadeEdit
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What did you think happend when an abortionist was a vegetarian? When a vegitarian-abortionist zombie walks into a abortion clinic, someone in China becomes a zombie. Don't worry though, vegitarian-abortionist zombies don't eat meat, so they won't bite you.
How To Spot A ZombieEdit
Stare out your window at the graveyard across the street. Whenever you see something move, just assume it's a zombie. If you know somebody who happens to live across the street from a gravyard, assume they steal corpses and play with them like puppets. In other words avoid them.
How To Kill A ZombieEdit
Throw meat at the zombie, then throw a bible. Baby Jesus can kill zombies through bibles, and whenever a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. This only works because all zombies are liberal Baby Satan lovers. Baby Jesus is a bully, and he beats the crap out of Baby Satan.
Breed Of ZombiesEdit
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