is one of the things they don't want you to know about.


Makes your trigger finger itch doesn't it?

Zombies are the undead that roam America's Planet.

How Zombies Are MadeEdit

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BearShark's Guide to
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What did you think happend when an abortionist was a vegetarian? When a vegitarian-abortionist zombie walks into a abortion clinic, someone in China becomes a zombie. Don't worry though, vegitarian-abortionist zombies don't eat meat, so they won't bite you.

How To Spot A ZombieEdit

Stare out your window at the graveyard across the street. Whenever you see something move, just assume it's a zombie. If you know somebody who happens to live across the street from a gravyard, assume they steal corpses and play with them like puppets. In other words avoid them.

How To Kill A ZombieEdit

Throw meat at the zombie, then throw a bible. Baby Jesus can kill zombies through bibles, and whenever a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. This only works because all zombies are liberal Baby Satan lovers. Baby Jesus is a bully, and he beats the crap out of Baby Satan.

Famous ZombiesEdit

Breed Of ZombiesEdit

For just 70 bucks you can have a zombie army Edit

Canada To Recruit Zombies for Their ArmyEdit

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