Your accountant

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Your accountant
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!


Your typical accountant

The guy who does your taxes. He's really good with money, so would better keep him (that's because he's Jewish. You can still be anti-Semitic the entire year, just not on April 15.) Your Accountant has at the very least a 2nd degree black-belt in Jewjitsu, the art of accounting. He has studied Jewjitsu since time of conception. Your Accountant is most likely your lawyer as well.

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