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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Your Mom
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!


Your mom is

...so fat...Edit

  • When she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
  • She has her own area code
  • When she fell off the Titanic, the whales came up and sang "we are family"
  • You run around her twice and get lost
  • When I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
  • She stepped on the scale and it said "to be continued".


...is so dumb...Edit

  • She brings a spoon to the Super Bowl
  • She was locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.
  • She steals free bread


...is so old...Edit

  • I thought she was your grandmammy
  • She owes Moses a quarter!
  • she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
  • her social security number is 000-00-0001
  • I told her to act her age and she nearly died.


...is so gay...Edit

  • You have two moms!


  • That she isn't

...is so white...Edit

  • Stephen Colbert calls her "sir"
  • She makes Barry Manilow and Jeff Dunham look like black guys.

...is so short...Edit

  • You can see her legs in her ID photo

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