Yogi Bear is a bear who created Hanna-Barbera Productions for the purpose of brainwashing American children. He is a godless killing machine in human's clothing, endangering the well-being of innocent park rangers. While he may act kind and sentient enough, nothing he may do or wear could ever surpress his mindless, murderous nature. Also in Jellystone Park he has started a laboratory of Bear Technology - used for brainwashing humans by broadcasting liberal talk shows through picanic baskets. This bear is evil on all levels, proceed with caution. Thankfully, his sidekick Boo Boo is actually an assassin penguin in disguise sent to learn the bears evil plots and when the time comes kill the godless killing machine.
Remember, Yogi is smarter than the average bear. This only makes him more of a threat.
Yogi's intelligence can most likely be attributed to crazy libral bearists adding special unholy chemicals to bear food to create a bear army.
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