Yoga is evil we know this because Pat Robertson said it was so. Nothing more than a means for Satan's Minions to communicate with him. Hippies claim it is "exercise", but Real Americans know that the only reason to bend and twist in that way is for dancing or sex.
Plus, since when do Americans need to exercise, am I right?
Contrary to popular belief, Yoga actually originated in Bulgaria in 1932.
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