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Yo-Yo Ma
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
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Yo-Yo Ma
is the 44th President of the United States of America
Party: Cellist   Term of Office: 2009-


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Yo-Yo Ma is the 44th president of the United States. He is the first Asian-American President. He became president when Obama failed to properly recite his oath of office, and Ma happened to be on the screen at noon. His vice-president is a cello Episode #502.

PoliciesEdit

Economic Reform Edit

  • More vibrato.

Truthiness Edit

October 27, 2008 NailingEdit

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  • world renown cellist, but how good is he at Xbox Cello Hero?
  • is a genius, and superstar
  • Dr. Colbert conducted the interview with a baton
    • Dr. Colbert will take any phallic symbol he can get
  • Arthur fans may think of Yo-Yo as "Joe, The Cellist
    • candidates seem to be ignoring him
  • new album, "Yo-Yo Ma and Friends: Songs of Joy & Peace"
  • declared Dr. Colbert right and the maestro
  • he likes people and friends
  • his name means different things in different parts of the world
    • Jo-Jo
    • Yo-Mama
  • the west is winning the classical world!
  • no real American cello songs about driving around in pick-up trucks and kicking ass


PerformanceEdit

  • "Panxolia"

See AlsoEdit

External TubesEdit

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