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"In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas."

Yellowline International, Inc. is an investment company that is trying to salvage the world supply of bananas when the 2011 banana shortage takes place. As of now it is assumed that the price of banana will weight its value in gold. Coincidentally Yellowline is now accepting gold as a form of payment for your banana investment!

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Watch your investment drop its value in front of your eyes!

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