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American Eagle Flagsmall
Stephen from Knox
Yankee Doodle Dandy
is a "Red State Anthem"
that plays in Heaven and Texas--Hallelujah!!!

A brave song about a stoic, fearsome man who made himself visible to the cowering public.

This American Standard was written by the 18th century English. It's a song about a cowardly public who, when faced with the magnificent and heroic Yankee Doodle Dandy, are forced to run to their prissy Parlimentary leadership in hopes of a peaceful and affable understanding with the goodly giant.

Robert Wuhl has offered a separate and wholly unsubstantiated account of the song's origins on his show "Assume The Position", but who believes that wanker anyway?


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