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"XMas" is a term invented by Karl Marx as part of his communist plot to remove the name of Jesus Christ from the holiday that celebrates the birth of Our Lord and Saviour.

Recently, according to Our Glorious Stephen, the term "XMas" has been taken up as a tool in the War on Christmas to become "America's way of saying Have a Merry Anything but Christmas."

But it-getters know that everything we do this season should relate to Jesus. 'Tis the season to defend Christianity -- and to remember that the best defence is a good offense! We can all learn a lesson straight from Colbert's gut this holiday that celebrates the birth of our Lord season. America, it's time to get rid of the scarlet "X" that's threatening to contaminate our beautiful Christian traditions with pestilence and oozing sores (and not the kind that come from a Douglas Pine).

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Because, if there's one thing Jesus cared about, it's semantics."
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~ Stephen Colbert


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