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The X-Men are largely a bunch of angsty liberal "superheroes" who basically could learn a thing or 2 from Iron Man. Instead of bemoaning the fact that they're covered in blue fur or that they can't make skin-to-skin contact with someone without putting them in a coma they should shut up, grow a goatee, take a trip to one of their families estates in Florida or the Mediterranean for the weekend and pound down some drinks.

Founded by a George Soros-like moonbat named Charles Xavier, this special interest group and it's numerous offshoots seek to get special treatment and have the rules change because of their chosen lifestyle of being born with say wings or a tail.

The X-Men are either born disfigured in a color-coordinated thematic way or looking like supermodels. As in all comics, the women look like Dolly Parton in Zero-G.

They reside in northern Westchester County, New York. Which is a stones throw or an optic blast away from Colbert Report headquarters.

To give you an idea of how sissified and ultimately gay an operation they are, their most manly member, Wolverine is Canadian, and shorter than Jon Stewart.

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