Unemployment In U.S. Hits 5.1%Edit


  • Getting a Degree in philosophy what was I thinking? --Grazon 17:58, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  • If I had enough money left, I could take that job in Washington D.C. as a comb-over specialist.--Pro-Lick 22:12, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "Hmm...let's see...Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Halliburton..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:30, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Hmm... blood "donor"? or kidney "donor"?--Redskirt 19:16, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

San Francisco Hosts RodeoEdit


  • You just know before the rodeo is over someones going to attempt to have sex with a cow. --Grazon 01:20, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
  • When in Rome Soddom. --Careax 16:32, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
  • I don't know Phil... as soon as we crossed the city limits something strange came over me and I started having feelings in that way for you."--OHeL 20:44, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Gayest. Steak. Ever. - The Lake Effect 05:42, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Tornados Hit The SouthEdit


  • See rednecks, this is why you don't park all 16 of your non-operational cars in your front yard! --Careax 16:34, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

"Soldiers" As "Monks" In Chinese Film Set Edit


  • Dalai Lama: Look, this is proof that the Chinese Solider is infiltrating the Tibetan monks demonstration. Motherducker 15:20, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Or are they monks who just dressed up like soldiers?! All this comfusion and conflict is enough to set your yin against your yang in an almighty battle of the mojo! --Careax 16:46, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "Okay, so in this training exercise, you guys are going to dress up as monks, and that massive platoon over there holding the bats and clubs are going to 'restrain' you." --Careax 16:48, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
  • What is this "COINTELPRO" that you speak of? --Grazon 22:58, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Reporters Without Borders: Quickly, we need more incriminating photos to hype this story. It needs more liberal spin too!--Redskirt 18:27, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

A Vertical Trailer ParkEdit


  • I'd sooner live in this stage set [1] than in a FEMA trailer. --Grazon 04:07, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Activist Jailed For 3 1/2 YearsEdit


  • "Human Rights in China" said the Premier, "is defined as the right to water, food, clothing, and shelter and does not include Civil Rights."
    • "You have the right to remain silent" said the Chinese Police, "anything you say will be used against you in a court of law to sentence you into hard labor--1-3 years for any Labor Rights or Child Labor Movement, 3-5 years for any AIDS awareness or Patient Rights movement, 5-10 years for any Environmental or Consumer Rights movement, 10-20 years for any Minority Rights or Pro-Tibet/Pro-Mongol/Pro-Muslim movement, 20 years-life for any Gay Rights or Reproductive Rights movement, etc."
  • Yeah, that'll teach you to use Chairman Mao's portrait as a hat, won't it! --Careax 01:46, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Zimbabwe Holds Election For PresidentEdit


  • Wow, got to feel sorry for those poor Zimbabweans. A belligerent warmongering leader abusing their civil rights, showering his cronies with political favors, and running the economy into the ground... glad that isn't happening in the good old U S of A!" --Careax 01:52, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

U.S.-Mexico Border FenceEdit


Amusement Park To Open In DubaiEdit


If you think she's bad wait till you see donald duck, that guy doesn't even wear pants. --Grazon 19:35, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Lol, didn't Finland banned Donald Duck back in the 70's for that reason?
Turned out to be an Urban Legend (still funny though). --Grazon 02:51, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

More Than 400 Children Removed From Fundamentalist SectEdit


  • Here comes the bride..... --Grazon 04:45, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Lolis Removed? Pedobear Disapproves!!
  • Good now we just have to destroy all the other cults spread throughout the USA.--Thedragonoverlord 13:33, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Kansas Defeats Memphis To Become 2008 NCAA Men's Basketball ChampionsEdit


Tennessee Defeats Stanford To Become 2008 NCAA Women's Basketball ChampionsEdit


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