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The Greatest President Ever Throws Out The First Pitch For Washington's Team The NationalsEdit


  • Yeah go for it George. Have fun! It's not like there's a ton of other important issues you could be dealing with. --Careax 20:48, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
  • "After this, I have a photo shoot with Speedo. Look below. Heheheheh." --OHeL 01:48, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

U.S. Olympic Swimmers Model New Seamless SuitEdit


  • And all of a sudden Larry Craig and Tom Cruise offer to be towel boys in the American men's Olympic swimming team changing rooms. --Careax 20:42, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
  • The women (thinking): "Do not stare at the penis; lesb ye risk an immediate conversion to heterosexuality."--OHeL 01:45, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "I once caught a cameltoe THIS BIG." - The Lake Effect 05:39, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

U.N. World Food Program Struggles To Feed SudaneseEdit


  • "Seriously, like a sport? On television? With hot dogs?" - The Lake Effect 05:41, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Married American Soldiers May Live Together In IraqEdit


  • So honey has was your day?

Eh, I got shot at, slit a few throats you know the what's for dinner? --Grazon 17:43, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

The President Of Ukraine Gets To Meet The Greatest President EverEdit


  • W. the moment this photo op is over with I'm going to let my people have at you. --Grazon 23:04, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Works OutEdit


  • "Don't make me angry little man. You won't like me when I'm angry!" --Careax 06:37, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Today, a homosexual aerobics trainer asked Condi if she'd like to become his domestic partner.--Pro-Lick 22:27, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  • "If I work out hard enough and long enough, I will sweat all this black off of me. Come on...come on..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:31, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Federal Reserve Chairman Testifies Before Congress About America's EconomyEdit


  • The elusive economic recession finally revealed itself by leaping out from the impenetrable canopy of Ben Bernanke's luscious grey beard and began rampaging through America. --Careax

Albino AlligatorEdit


  • In the immortal and eloquent words of Paris Hilton: "OMG, like that croc is so hot. I like want its skin for my new slut thong." --Careax 06:31, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever At The 2008 NATO Summit With Prime Minister Of Great BritainEdit


  • Brown and Bush star in the latest Hollywood rehash: "The Odd Couple Go To New York" --Careax 07:00, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  • The White House has denied that The Greatest President Ever was asking the UK PM for the answers to the NATO quiz.--Pro-Lick 22:20, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Attends NATO Summit With The Greatest Secretary Of State EverEdit


  • George's attempt to impress Condi with an "oh no he did'n!" fell on deaf ears. --Careax 16:30, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

40th Anniversary Of The Assassination Of Martin Luther KingEdit


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