Antarctic Ice Shelf Falls Into OceanEdit


  • Great, now that's out of the way we have one less thing to worry about! --Careax 20:52, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Poorly designed giant passenger ships quake with fear, while washed-up directors quiver with anticipation. --Careax 02:24, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Wildflowers Bloom In California DesertEdit


Oliver Stone casts Josh Brolin as George W. Bush for his upcoming biopic, WEdit

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Fresh MozarellaEdit


  • Yes, we have finally stumbled upon Hillary Clinton's nest! Now we can finally rid the world of this foul brood!*--Thedragonoverlord 13:22, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Fresh Italian mozarella - now with extra dioxin AND forearm hair! --Careax 02:19, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Boy Finds 2 Million-year-old Fossilized Shark ToothEdit


  • In an unrelated story, Ted Stevens announces he has lost a crown. --Careax 20:19, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Army General To Take Over U.S. CENTCOMEdit


  • I will not need any equipment. Just these ears they can keep track of everything.*--Thedragonoverlord 13:23, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

North Korean Soldiers Marching On ParadeEdit


  • You just know Kimmy choreographed this himself. --Grazon 16:55, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Someone's been watching Pink Floyd videos! --Careax 20:49, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Someone's been watching history videos again. (Nazi Goose step)--Thedragonoverlord 13:24, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Canada Begins Annual Seal Hunt TodayEdit


  • Wanna kill baby seals eh? Just join the club! --Careax 20:21, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Detroit Participates In Earth Hour Conservation EffortEdit


  • And in the next minute half of Detroit was stolen. --Grazon 04:45, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
  • "Are you sure this will delete all the archived text messages on the City of Detroit's servers?" --Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick --OHeL 13:22, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
ROFL! Outstanding! Hats off to both of you. --Careax 20:22, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

The Australian Prime Minister Gets To Meet The Greatest President EverEdit


  • Yeah, we're friends. -- 04:57, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
  • "Hey Rudd: say hello to my little friend!" --Careax 20:23, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Bush is going for the Napoleonic stance.--Thedragonoverlord 13:26, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

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