Zoo Animals Given Easter TreatsEdit
- Bush celebrates Easter early. 16:33, 21 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
N.M. Governor Bill Richardson Formally Endorses Barack Hussein Obama For PresidentEdit
- "With this handshake I solemnly hand over my sporty new beard to your." --Careax 23:16, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
- His hands are soft, almost like he's never worked a day in the fields picking strawberries...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:30, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Nancy Pelosi Meets With The Dalai LamaEdit
- Namby-pamby multiculturalists are trying to dilute American culture and help the terrorists win, by befriending weird people dressed in weird garb. Wait, that's a Buddhist monk? That's Dalai Lama himself? Oh, then she's just being a hypocrite.
- Holy crap the Democrats are trying to piss off our Chinese Masters! 22:10, 24 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
U.S. Reaches 4,000th Military Casualty In IraqEdit
Please note: as of this posting (March 23, 2008) the soldier posing with John McCain is still alive.
- The surge is working! The surge is working!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:22, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
- Ok I posed with you now when do I get to go home Senator? 03:20, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
The Easter Bunny Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever!Edit
- Bush tries to give another unwanted back rub to a foreigner. 00:34, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
- Hiding inside the bunny costume allowed Condi and George to finally hold each other in public!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:44, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Pope Baptizes Muslim ConvertEdit
- hehe, this should piss off the muslim fundies. --Grazon 19:33, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
Taiko Drummers Help Celebrate EasterEdit
Forecasters Warn Of More Flooding In MidwestEdit
- I knew I should have took a left at Pismo Beach...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:45, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
- "I know it seems dangerous, but I get paid to keep on truckin'."
Dog 'Prays' At Japanese TempleEdit
- They're even color coordinated. --Grazon 20:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Children Play In Canoe On RiverEdit
And to think some idiots rant about how the west needs to be more like the east. 16:49, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
Nancy Reagan Endorses John McCain For PresidentEdit
- "Hey, junior. You better not get the Sunnis, Shia and Kurds mixed up again. I'm not gonna correct you like that Jew did."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:34, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
- McCain: Here's my best Ronnie impression: "We start bombing in five minutes." How did I do? "Well?"
- Nancy: "A bit of black hair dye and some rose blush on your cheeks and you're good to go."--OHeL 11:54, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- Michael Jackson is really starting to let himself jo. --Grazon 23:06, 28 March 2008 (UTC)