Zoo Animals Given Easter TreatsEdit


  • Bush celebrates Easter early. 16:33, 21 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

N.M. Governor Bill Richardson Formally Endorses Barack Hussein Obama For PresidentEdit


  • "With this handshake I solemnly hand over my sporty new beard to your." --Careax 23:16, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
  • His hands are soft, almost like he's never worked a day in the fields picking strawberries...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:30, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Nancy Pelosi Meets With The Dalai LamaEdit


  • Namby-pamby multiculturalists are trying to dilute American culture and help the terrorists win, by befriending weird people dressed in weird garb. Wait, that's a Buddhist monk? That's Dalai Lama himself? Oh, then she's just being a hypocrite.
  • Holy crap the Democrats are trying to piss off our Chinese Masters! 22:10, 24 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

U.S. Reaches 4,000th Military Casualty In IraqEdit

Please note: as of this posting (March 23, 2008) the soldier posing with John McCain is still alive.


  • The surge is working! The surge is working!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:22, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Ok I posed with you now when do I get to go home Senator? 03:20, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

The Easter Bunny Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever!Edit


  • Bush tries to give another unwanted back rub to a foreigner. 00:34, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Hiding inside the bunny costume allowed Condi and George to finally hold each other in public!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:44, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Pope Baptizes Muslim ConvertEdit


  • hehe, this should piss off the muslim fundies. --Grazon 19:33, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Taiko Drummers Help Celebrate EasterEdit


Forecasters Warn Of More Flooding In MidwestEdit


  • I knew I should have took a left at Pismo Beach...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:45, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
  • "I know it seems dangerous, but I get paid to keep on truckin'."

Dog 'Prays' At Japanese TempleEdit


  • They're even color coordinated. --Grazon 20:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Children Play In Canoe On RiverEdit


And to think some idiots rant about how the west needs to be more like the east. 16:49, 25 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

Nancy Reagan Endorses John McCain For PresidentEdit


  • "Hey, junior. You better not get the Sunnis, Shia and Kurds mixed up again. I'm not gonna correct you like that Jew did."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:34, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
  • McCain: Here's my best Ronnie impression: "We start bombing in five minutes." How did I do? "Well?"
  • Nancy: "A bit of black hair dye and some rose blush on your cheeks and you're good to go."--OHeL 11:54, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Michael Jackson is really starting to let himself jo. --Grazon 23:06, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

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