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The Greatest Vice President Ever Visits The Working Surge In IraqEdit
- This Vice Presidential visit is brought to you by John Deere. Because Nothing Runs Like a Deere. Except a Democrat. --Careax 01:06, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
- "An invoice for services rendered from Halliburton for you to sign, sir..." --OHeL 01:35, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
- "There. I waved the hat. Now pay me." --DorkVader 13:45, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Barack Hussein Obama Delivers Speech About RaceEdit
- When I said that my race isn't about race, I lied.
Protesters Mark 5th Anniversary Of War On TerrorEdit
- The ultimate in terrorist disguises: cowardly French mimes! --Careax 06:02, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
- Get the counter-terrorist unit in there quick! Nothing shows dishonesty better than mimes.--Thedragonoverlord 14:15, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
- What's your favorite scary movie?
Actors Stage Play In Central Park BathroomsEdit
Contaminated Soil Is Moved By Train In MontanaEdit
Heavy Storms Flood Highway In MissouriEdit
Archeologists Find Skeleton That May Have Been Operated On 1,800 Years AgoEdit
George W. Bush Defends the Iraq WarEdit
- The Department of Defense shows the liberals controlling Mount Rushmore what balls are made of and makes The Greatest President part of their official seal.--Pro-Lick 17:30, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
Stingray Jumps Into Boat, Kills WomanEdit
- Probably the same S.O.B. responsible for murdering a certain crocodile hunter...
- Gotcha bitch!
The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever ApologizesEdit
Rice is apologizing for State Department contractors viewing Barack Hussein Obama's passport records without authorization.
- Well, you see, he's black, and I'm not sure I trust niggers.--Pro-Lick 17:32, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
- I have teeth that bite, and claws that catch. Fear me. Bi 05:43, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
- Yes I can apologize sincerely and without clenching my fists, why do you ask?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:29, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
- Well he is a terrorist