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A B-2 Stealth BomberEdit


  • I only hope that this UFO is one of ours.
  • Introducing the B-2 Stealth Bomber, aka the Flying Tetris --Careax 18:16, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Group Vandalizes Corporate Advertisement BillboardsEdit


  • The New AT&T: Big Brother 'R Us
  • The New NS@T (NSA + AT&T)
  • The true meaning of the AT&T initials is finally revealed: Always Tracking & Tattling. --Careax 18:28, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Vandalizing the property of a proud corporate citizen that is working for the NSA, that's AT & Treason (Episode 362).-- 07:12, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Los Angeles Ballet Begins Spring 2008 SeasonEdit


  • You just know he's gay. 20:59, 2 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • The San Francisco Ballet Company present The Nutcracker '08: The Hillary Clinton Story! --Careax 18:00, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Birds At The Salton SeaEdit


  • Wait... there are living things at Salton Sea?! --Careax 18:01, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

The USS New York Is UnveiledEdit

The USS New York was made using steel recovered from the World Trade Center


  • ...And immediately renamed the USS I've Seen by former Mayor Rudy 9iu11iani. --Careax 18:12, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
Brilliant!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:25, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Some where in a cave Osama is laughing at this ship that will never come near the land locked region he's in. 01:35, 4 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

A Whale Surfaces, Surprising Two KayakersEdit


  • Anti-whaling group Sea Shepherd sent their full armada out to save the whales from Japanese sushi fans researchers. --Careax 18:07, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Millions Affected By Power Outage In FloridaEdit


  • Thousands of angry Floridans demand to know when they'll be getting their power back and if you're their grandson. 18:13, 3 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • In other news, A&E, PBS, and The History Channel suddenly see their audience numbers drop by 70%. --Careax 18:31, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

The New York Philharmonic Performs In North KoreaEdit


  • Things were going great until they began their rendition of Public Enemy's Fight The Power. --Careax 18:04, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
  • The Conductor knew the North Koreans had been starved for culture when they started applauding the warm-up cacophony. --Careax 18:05, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Mike Huckabee Drops Out Of Presidential RaceEdit


  • Don't feel too sorry for me I've still got all the money you suckers sent in. 04:04, 6 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • "My only regret is not appearing on the Colbert Report every week to get a sustained Colbert Bump." --Careax 07:44, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

John McCain Officially Becomes GOP Presumptive NomineeEdit


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