Fidel Castro Announces His RetirementEdit



  • You have the following friend request from HornyCommie26 : "LOL!1 I think ur hot! Lets b friendz!" --Careax 20:42, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
  • This portrait behind me depicts my ancestor in his glorious conquest. I only hope that history will judge my accomplishment as that of a tenth of his. -- 07:13, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Filthy Imperial American Dogs! After 638 of your assassination attempts, I'm still here!! -- 07:18, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Hey McCain. You and me. Mano-a-mano. Steel-cage match. This summer. -- 07:25, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  • All Day I Dream About Socialism - The Lake Effect 22:54, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Why do world leaders keep telling me to spend more time in my Tomato garden? 02:03, 28 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

The Greatest President Ever Visits Africa, Photo #1Edit


  • Y'all do remember what happend the last time I read a childrens book right?

Now sit down and shut up or I'm going to start read'n. 20:32, 19 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

  • The Smirk in the Shirt. 20:32, 19 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

We looked!
Then we saw him, so handsome and clever!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The Greatest President Ever!
--OHeL 00:18, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

  • If you had to listen to me read this book to you, the act could be defined as torture. --Sneakers 07:41, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Visits Africa, Photo #2Edit


Coming soon, the Live Action Movie of Johnny Quest, with George W. as Race Bannon. --Randroid 11:23, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

  • "Oh man! They have Halloween early over here!" --Careax 20:39, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Visits Africa, Photo #3Edit


  • Does your country have Blacks too? [1] 19:45, 22 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Condie's flirting with McCain now. Will you be my new black friend? --Careax 08:49, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Mattel Unveils Diamond-encrusted Hot Wheels CarEdit


  • How to get your gay son to play with cars. 01:40, 20 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Coming Soon, the Barbie version!! -- 07:32, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Bling-bling toy cars. Teach your kids to spend money irresponsibly and get ahead of the hip hop culture before they even learn to drive. --Temp Intern 00:56, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Vintner Offers $2,000 Bottle Of WineEdit


John McCain Wins The Wisconsin GOP PrimaryEdit


  • Who pooped in my pants?
  • What the hell am I doing in Wisconsin? --Sneakers 07:43, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  • "Why does this microphone remind me of Larry Craig?" --Careax 08:54, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Wins The Democrat Wisconsin Primary And Hawaii CaucusEdit


  • I pooped in your pants while you were wearing them. 19:55, 20 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • All right! Whoever has the cell phone in the audience, answer it or TURN IT THE FUCK OFF!!!

143 Million Pounds Of Beef Recalled In U.S.Edit


  • The Hallmark Moment - now with even more vomitting! --Careax 20:35, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

Moiseyev Dance Company Performs In CaliforniaEdit


  • Is anyone else turned on by this? 01:48, 25 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Fiddler On The Roof, meet Coyote Ugly. --Careax 08:46, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

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