132nd Annual Westminster Kennel Dog Show Winner, 15" Beagle, UnoEdit


  • Prince Charles finally wins an award. 18:50, 12 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Congratulations Underdog: you win the award for worst movie of 2007! --Careax 06:19, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Secretary Of State Visits With UK's Prime MinisterEdit


  • Why did she call me Viktor Yushchenko?
  • "Oh, oh, ohhhh!... does someone have a towel handy?" --Careax 06:38, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest Secretary Of State Visits AfghanistanEdit


  • Yes, driver, have the concierge get me a modest pair of black pumps to go with my lush fur coat and make it snappy.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:15, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
  • No speeka the Afghani.--Pro-Lick 06:06, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
  • "That's right, I'm still in mourning over Heath Ledger." --Careax 06:47, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
  • errrr why thank you for the offer of a pearl necklace. 20:39, 13 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

Barack Hussein Obama Wins Primaries In Virginia, Maryland and Washington, D.C.Edit


  • Hillary please come down from that ledge...look I brought donuts! 04:52, 13 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon 04:52, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

John McCain Wins Primaries In Virginia, Maryland and Washington, D.C.Edit


  • McCain shows he can keep both thumbs up with both eyes almost closed.--Pro-Lick 06:00, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
  • "I'll take a nuke trigger button in each hand and press down with my thumbs like this. Then we'll see how tough Iran is!" --Careax 06:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
  • "Move over George, there's a new war-mongering cowboy in town. Pew, pew-pew pew!" --Careax 06:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Answer: Opposable thumbs. Question: What are two things your predecessor didn't have? - The Lake Effect 20:50, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Nice one! --Careax 06:17, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Australia Formally Apologizes To Aborigines For Past Assimilation PoliciesEdit


  • Sure are alot of Aborigines in that crowed. 20:37, 13 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • You will become one, with the Borg. Resistance is Futile! - The Lake Effect 20:51, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Lake Covered In FrostEdit


  • Once the tourch wielding villagers have driven him from the mad scientists castle Billo will make his last stand here. 01:33, 15 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • The Lake House Movie Museum proved to be an even bigger flop than the movie itself. --Careax 06:16, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

610-Year-Old South Korean National Treasure Burns DownEdit


  • Where's your precious Rain now Korea?! --Careax 23:46, 14 February 2008 (EST)
  • Hmm. Sounds like a job for Nicholas Cage! ... Or perhaps not.

Republicans Walk Out Of House VoteEdit


  • "All together now America: sing the Republican Reaching Across The Aisle song... nah nah nah nah, yeahhh, goodbye!" --Careax 04:46, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
  • "THE RIGHT SHALL RISE AGAIN!" --DorkVader 13:46, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

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