Zookeeper And GiraffeEdit

Dr. Colbert mentioned Margaret on the February 5, 2008 episode of The Greatest News Program Ever!


  • So long as it's a female Giraffe the Republican party has no objection to their Union. 03:58, 2 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • She gives a great Frenchie --Randroid 01:28, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
  • You wouldn't believe what she can do with that tongue...... 04:57, 4 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Giraffes Gone Wild - the perfect DVD gift! - The Lake Effect 11:39, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Some People Waiting For Trains In ChinaEdit


  • It's true: every single square mile of China is this crowded! --Careax 04:53, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Two words: Birth Control. 05:53, 2 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Attention passengers: will the owner of a red sports bag with the name "Chan" please come to the lost and found.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:05, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Okay people, to your places. The dress-rehearsal for the Olympics is about to start.-- 00:02, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Thank you for touring the Soylent Green factory.-- 00:55, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Man Scales IceEdit


  • After watching The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe one too many times, Obama begins his quest to single-handedly conquer the fortress of "Ice Queen Clinton" and save Narnia from four years of snow, monsters, and "politics as usual" cruelty. --Careax 08:16, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

New York Giants Beat New England Patriots In Football's 42nd Super BowlEdit


Bird Festival in The PhilippinesEdit


  • Guess what kind of soup they're serving tomorrow? 05:44, 5 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

Revelers Celebrate Mardi GrasEdit


  • [Insert tasteless Obama joke] 01:43, 6 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

Storm Brings Snow To ArizonaEdit


  • See? Even God doesn't aprove of the giants winning. 01:43, 6 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

Females Graduate Karbala Police AcademyEdit


  • It's going to be hard to spot a cop at a distance. 05:51, 6 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • They're armed with those bad boys?! What ever you do, NEVER make jokes to them about "that time of the month"! --Careax 02:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Nuns! ASSEMBLE!

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