Men Jump Into Icy WaterEdit


  • After hearing that Mark Foley was approaching, the pages had extra incentive in this year's Annual Congressional Winter Swim Contest. --Careax 21:22, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Tornadoes Hit WisconsinEdit


  • Note to self: no more praying for spring weather. 21:30, 8 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • "Damn it General Zod, I told you not to take that left turn at Cleveland!" --Careax 21:25, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Ambassadors Attend Audience With The Greatest Pope EverEdit


  • "Let the group staring contest begin!" --Careax 03:50, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Iranian Boats Harass U.S. NavyEdit


  • My God man. Isn't that Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs?
  • Presenting the flagship of the Iranian Navy: the ISS ALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!" --Careax 04:50, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

John McCain Wins New Hampshire Republican PrimaryEdit


  • Saint John proudly shows off his stigmata. --Careax 07:33, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Who pooped in my pants?

Hillary Clinton At A New Hampshire Campaign RallyEdit


  • Ah so this is why Bill married Hillary. 23:37, 7 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Hillary goes all Godzilla on New Hampshire. --Careax 03:48, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Hillary
    • Oh, sweet mother of GOD! Where did these fucking people come from?!

Campaign Signs In New HampshireEdit


Since everyone know that Sign size=penis size we can now safely conclude that Hillary has a bigger one that Dennis. 03:42, 10 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon

  • Finally Rudy is a winner at something! --Careax 04:48, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

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