New York City Celebrates The New YearEdit


  • Rudy mistakes fireworks celebration with 9/11. - The Lake Effect 15:40, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Romanian Boy Marks New Year With Traditional Bear CostumeEdit


Kenya Holds ElectionEdit


  • Kenyan soldiers are grateful that they're not guarding ballot boxes in Florida. - The Lake Effect 15:34, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • So that's what happened to the missing Florida ballots! --Careax 17:59, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Property Owners Dispute Border Fence's Exact LocationEdit


  • Liberal immigration theory in practice: if I pretend there is no border the problem will go away! --Careax 17:58, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Tiger Escapes Enclosure Kills 1, Mauls 2, Is KilledEdit


Make no mistake it was a bear in disguise that attacked those people but the PC Machine that runs San Francisco is covering it up. 23:24, 5 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon

Protesters Disrupt Rose ParadeEdit


  • Emeril did not see that one coming. BAM! - The Lake Effect 15:37, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Barack Hussein Obama Wins Iowa Democrat CaucusEdit


  • Iowa confirms that yes, Obama IS black enough to run for president. - The Lake Effect 15:36, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • "Hey, will you please stop flashing that laser pointer in my eyes Hillary!" --Careax 17:53, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Mike Huckabee Wins Iowa Republican CaucusEdit


  • Once again, the Colbert bump still at work. - The Lake Effect 15:36, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • The Iowa Republican caucus... also known as the Who Has The Biggest Podium Contest. --Careax 17:56, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

North Korea Misses Nuculer DeadlineEdit


Small Nevada Town Flooded After Levee BreaksEdit


  • Hop on down to IHOP. 22:38, 6 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon

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