Santa Feeds GiraffeEdit


You got Nintendo Wii in there? --Sneakers 06:41, 24 December 2007 (UTC) ... heck, you gave the gorilla a PS3... - The Lake Effect 10:44, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Ready For ChristmasEdit


  • The Greatest President Ever in front of The Greatest Wreath Ever! --Careax 16:52, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Santa And A One-Reindeer Open SleighEdit


  • "Man, I'm way too old and tired to be lugging his fat ass around... -The Lake Effect 15:03, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Bad news: budget cuts impact Santa. Good news: fans of lead paint are in for a treat! --Careax 20:25, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Calls A Troop!Edit


  • "Hi Santa? Georgey here. Yep, I've been a good little boy. Honest! So could I have a Nintendo Wii, a My Little Pony Dream Horse Stable, and the 22nd Amendment repealed, please."

The Greatest Pope Ever Delivers Midnight Mass!Edit


Rallies were so much funner when I was a kid. 07:26, 27 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Queen Elizabeth Become England's Oldest MonarchEdit


  • Gangsta bling... a phat pimp mobile... no doubt - she's a playa! --Careax 20:20, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
  • A little tipsy after a birthday sampler, Elizabeth plays Paris Hilton.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:08, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Thousands of Britains die as the result of seeing her kooch. 07:14, 30 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Chelsea Out Campaigning For Mom HillaryEdit


  • The legacy continues! --Careax 20:23, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
  • You want to do what with my butt? 01:22, 30 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon
  • "Here's Chelsea!!!" --Careax 07:57, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Mike Huckabee Goes Hunting In IowaEdit


  • "Tag - you're it!" --Careax 20:22, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Huckabee and his dog search for that varmint that Mitt Romney had shot. - The Lake Effect 11:25, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

The Romneys Campaigning In New HampshireEdit


  • Mitt is imbued with the spirit of Xenu Jesus! - The Lake Effect 11:19, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

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