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Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #1Edit


  • Hillary left a path of destruction in her wake.
  • Global Warming attacks America's heartland with gallons and gallons of warmth.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:51, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #2Edit


Barbara Bush left a path of destruction in her wake.

  • Lincoln actively refutes Al Gore's claims of global warming. - The Lake Effect 22:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #3Edit


  • And this is what happens when Stephen Colbert develops mutant powers like Iceman. - The Lake Effect 22:20, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Scientists Find Source Of Aurora BorealisEdit


Tommy Chong's fortress of solitude was never hard to find. 06:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Incidentally, sasquatches and yeti are now known to suffer from serious indigestion and gas problems. It's true, Bigfoot's farts are responsible for climate change. - The Lake Effect 21:54, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Winter In The Black Forest, GermanyEdit


&%#@#@#@#@ing! Al Gore and Zee Global worming. 21:46, 17 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Royal Opera House Of London Stages The NutcrackerEdit


Ron Reagan is planning to hit this tonight.

The Greatest President Ever Inspects TroopsEdit


  • The President holds back tears, emotional from the brilliance of the administration's troop surge plan. - The Lake Effect 15:57, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • "(cough, cough)....lay prone... eh eh, just kiddin guys."--GlennBecksAT**l (talk) 20:36, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • No one had the heart to tell George the troops were on the other side--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:18, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • All the troops showed their respect for the President's wicked bad French mime skillz. --Careax 00:17, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

North Korea's Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Il, With Military LeadersEdit


  • Yoko Ono requires a military escort to protect her from those who blame her for the bands break up. 02:09, 16 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon
  • The generals were all keen to win their leader's vote in the "Biggest Silliest Hat Award". --Careax 00:14, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Nuculer Facility Technician, IranEdit


Borat gets a new job at the Kazikstan Nuclear Facility. 02:07, 16 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

  • Energy plant powered exclusively by Mahmoud's farts has its draw-backs. --Careax 00:12, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Scientists Create Glow-in-the-dark CatEdit


The result of Borat getting a new job at the Kazikstan Nuclear Facility. 20:00, 15 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Good one!
  • Scientists, optimistic that luminous cats will be the new accessory for drug-addled kids, plan to open the Glowing Pussy night club. --Careax 00:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Santa finally announces replacement for retiring Rudolph. --Careax 07:25, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Abomination! Threat to society! Oh, kill it! KILL IT!

Whales Wear Santa HatsEdit


  • Accepting Christmas, the whales are one step closer to accepting Jesus Christ, unlike those heathen sea lions. - The Lake Effect 22:47, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Parking Garage RescueEdit


Surprisingly enough neither Laura Bush nor Ted Kennedy had anything to do with this. 00:45, 18 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

  • Non-American car attempts suicide. -The Lake Effect 21:21, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

South Korean Legislature Discuss ImpeachmentEdit


  • Chaos breaks out in the Assembly building with news of the cafeteria's shortage of kimchee. -The Lake Effect 22:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Someone was trying to cheat at W.O.W.! -00:44, 18 December 2007 (UTC) Grazon
  • Rain hysteria reaches a new level. --Careax 00:06, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
  • An exorcism taking place in a South Korean Baptist Church. Greatest President Ever, although not pictured, was in attendance.

Scientists Genetically Modify Mouse To Not Fear CatsEdit


  • Mouse's testicles account for half of his mass. - The Lake Effect 23:06, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

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