Volcano Erupts In MexicoEdit
- Great, now we have these Mexican volcanoes taking jobs away from good American volcanoes... - The Lake Effect 05:01, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
- I believe this is what senior citizens call... an Earth Fart. Very rare.
Building In Mogadishu Damaged By AttackEdit
Someones wishing they hadn't driven away US troops. 22:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon
Two Grizzly Bear Brothers Arrive In San Diego ZooEdit
Just what this country neeeds.
A pair of Godless killing machines who being from California are no doubt gay communists to boot. 09:42, 3 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon
Filipino Marines Surround HotelEdit
- Waiting just outside the ballroom, the other students from Dick Cheney's 1963 deferment class of the University of Wyoming await their most famous fellow classmate to be cleared through the metal detector.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:05, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Prisoners React To O.J.'s Release On BailEdit
- Breaking and Entering: 5 years
- Assault with a deadly weapon 7 years
- Getting famous for mocking a murderer?
04:26, 5 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon
- This man will never be invited to go golfing with OJ--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:07, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
- Jailhouse pundit to be given new show on FoxNews. -The Lake Effect 05:02, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
Knut, The Polar Bear Celebrates His First BirthdayEdit
Bears are now taking away the jobs of had working beavers! 21:52, 6 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon
"Munchkins" Receive Star On Walk Of FameEdit
We Represent The Senior Lollipopper's Guild of the United States of America. Prepare to die.
Karl Rove Appears on "Fox News Sunday"Edit
So help me Karl if you lie one more time I'm going to shove this first up your ass.
- You promise?