Yellowstone In WinterEdit


George Bush stars in: A Ly'n in Winter. 03:28, 30 November 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Elephants Help Clean Up After CycloneEdit


  • After the GOP was destroyed in 2010 the former symbol of the GOP had to find a real job. 01:37, 28 November 2007 (UTC)Grazon 01:37, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Working for peanuts, the elephants move to California to put Mexican illegal immigrants out of business. - The Lake Effect 18:02, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Visits NSA FacilityEdit


  • "Hey, home come I see my name listed under Latest TOOL Versions?" - The Lake Effect 18:03, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

"Can I see the Space Shuttle?" --OHeL 22:57, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Archbishop Of Canterbury Criticizes American Foreign PolicyEdit


Another dirty liberal atheist. 21:25, 28 November 2007 (UTC)Grazon

The Greatest Vice President Visits HospitalEdit


  • "So they took my old heart out of HERE, and replaced it with one from a still living child. Now I feel strong enough to shoot a thousand friends in the face!" - The Lake Effect 18:05, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Welcomes Nobel Prize Winner, Al GoreEdit


  • "No George, I don't think Hollywood has corrupted us with their divergent liberal values. Anyway, Tipper and I were wondering if we could stay in the Lincoln bedroom and play naked jello Twister with your daughters..." - The Lake Effect 18:09, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "The Nobel Peace Prize, thats a pretty prestigious title. Of course you know its not as much of an honor as you know being the greatest President in The greatest country of the world."Lord Jules 16:34, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Hillary Nutcracker Christmas ToyEdit

For more "Christmas gifts", please see Colbert Cardboard


  • And now you know why Bill stays away from THAT. - The Lake Effect 19:38, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For those who really want to feel Hillary's legs. 22:46, 29 November 2007 (UTC)22:46, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Republican CNN-The YouTube DebateEdit


Republicans take their best shot at making that new fangled series of tubes work for them. 22:47, 29 November 2007 (UTC)Grazon

The Greatest President Ever Hosts Peace ConferenceEdit


  • "Stop fighting, or I'll bring freedom and democracy to your countries. Or use Nucular weapons."
Too funny, good job!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:50, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Florida Police Discover Drugs On HighwayEdit


"You going to eat that hotdog?"

Two Trains Crash In ChicagoEdit


The life preserver was the most useful part of the ladder. 21:21, 1 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

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