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FCC Chairman, Kevin Martin in Seattle For HearingEdit

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"It is true... whenever someone crosses the state border into Washington, they suddenly bear a resemblance to Bill Gates." --OHeL 21:08, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

  • Tucker Carlson and Karl Rove's love child makes his debut in Seattle.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:27, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "Sorry, I've got to get back to Junior High. Recess is nearly over and I don't want to get grounded for the field trip to the lollipop factory tomorrow!" --Careax 00:31, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "Larry Craig tried to touch me in the mens room!" 01:30, 28 November 2007 (UTC)01:30, 28 November 2007 (UTC)Grazon 01:30, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Fall Colors In VirginiaEdit

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Here we see another institution that Bush managed to weasel through without learning a thing.

Bahai World Centre In IsraelEdit

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  • Yet another wonderful place where people of many faiths can come together and accept Jesus Christ into their lives. - The Lake Effect 17:55, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Gas Station in Burbank, CaliforniaEdit

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  • "I'm blocking all the pumps you say? Meh, don't worry about it. At this price nobody can afford to buy the stuff anyway." --Careax 00:27, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Brazil Discovers OilEdit

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  • "So this guy here says to me, 'Wouldn't this be cheaper than invading an OPEC country?'" - The Lake Effect 13:20, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

Peace Comes To BaghdadEdit

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"A high five for Mission Accomplished!"--OHeL 21:15, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Cyclone Hits South AsiaEdit

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  • "Excuse me God, but what did I do wrong? I'm not gay, or black..." - The Lake Effect 17:57, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Isn't it obvious child? you're a pagan lol

2007 Thanksgiving Parade, New York CityEdit

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  • Mexico "pulls a Troy" by hiding a legion of soldiers in the "goodwill Dora" balloon. At midnight New York was over-run by commandos armed with sombreros and big bushy mustaches. --Careax 00:24, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Chinese Block U.S.S. Kitty Hawk From Port Of Hong KongEdit

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  • Somehow the shipful of sailors will be able to find something to do after not being allowed to disembark at Hong Kong. On the other hand, the Hong Kong girls...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:33, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

(He's right, but take it from my experience - Shanghai girls are way more fun...) - The Lake Effect 17:58, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Scientists Clone MonkeysEdit

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"The experiment is a success! Eight more years!!!!" --OHeL 21:13, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Cruise Ship Sinks After Hitting IcebergEdit

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  • Somewhere out there James Cameron is giddily planning a career comeback. --Careax 00:20, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Members Of The British Royal Family Attend Commonwealth SummitEdit

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Philip: Am I dead? I feel kind of clammy... but... oh yeah... I just felt a pulsebeat...

QEII: I look better than she does...

The Royal the Ascendancy Forgot: Did I just...? I presently must find the nearest water closet chamber...

Camilla: Let's get the party started! Where is that bong?...

--OHeL 21:20, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

  • "Mother, father, you won't need to set up the cot at the foot of your bed tonight. One will be doing his yearly nasty with Camilla." --Careax 00:19, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Dirty mouth? Clean it up with low lighting and bright reflective full-length gowns.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:31, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Another California WildfireEdit

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  • Finally, God put down the bottle and aimed true at the Godless sodomites. About time. - The Lake Effect 18:00, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
  • I Said God would cut ya down.

signed Johnny Cash.

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