Pope Meets Saudi KingEdit


  • After a kiss that lasted 45 minutes, the priest insisted that the newlyweds leave the chapel.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:53, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Pope and Saudi King discuss importance of round things on top of the head to leadership of the masses.--Pro-Lick 16:16, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

World's Most Expensive DessertEdit


  • For that kind of money, I could get a tub of Haagen Daz and lick it off of one of Charlie Sheen's ex-girlfriends every day for the rest of my life. Actually, I think I'll just go do that... - The Lake Effect 06:59, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

It's gonna be a complete waste of time if I actually invest in something like that, and it turns out that it sucks balls.

American Astronauts Repair International Space StationEdit


A Polar OwlEdit


Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, Holds Press ConferenceEdit


  • Canadian leader requests tax hike to pay for more flags behind him and imported American water.--Pro-Lick 06:57, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Canada's PM does his best Colbert imitation.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Oak Tree Believed To Be Robin Hood's Hideout Is DyingEdit


  • See, son, that's called a tree! We don't have these at home anymore because Daddy needs some space to grow rape seed. --YetiCGN 16:25, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Colin Powell Visits Vietnam Wall During Veterans DayEdit


Germany's Chancellor Meets The Greatest President EverEdit


  • Both heads of state agreed on the direction regarding the Iran situation. Not in picture (right): Diplomacy, followed by nucular oblivion. Not in picture (left): Nucular oblivion (Iran only). --YetiCGN 16:00, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "Dang woman, I juat gave you sweet loving 5 minutes ago. What are you trying to do, kill me?" - The Lake Effect 07:07, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

House Built To Resemble ToiletEdit


  • Old Japanese Proverb: It is better to live in a house shaped like a toilet, than to sit on a toilet shaped like a house. - The Lake Effect 18:48, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Workers Clean Up Oil Spill In San FranciscoEdit


  • Due to a lack of volunteers who could meet the strict qualifications, California's governor opted instead to hire a private firm to clean up after an oil spill.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:10, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "So now we pour the reclaimed oil back down these plastic chutes and into the bay where it belongs, right?" --Careax 19:09, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Fishermen Catch 646-Pound Catfish In ThailandEdit


  • Okay, what more proof do you need that Godzilla just might be real? - The Lake Effect 18:50, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

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