Former Commander Criticizes SurgeEdit


  • I liked Old Surge better. This new stuff is crap! --The Bastard 02:31, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Surfer Walks Along San Onofre State BeachEdit


Barack Hussein Obama May Be Related To Dick CheneyEdit

(or so says Lynne Cheney [1])


  • "I don't buy it. We're not related. We look nothing alike." says Obama, located on the right side of the picture. --The Bastard 05:34, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "Daddy, I thought you said the boogyman wasn't real?!" --Careax 06:39, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • The Obama kids finally discover the identity of their mysterious crazy old uncle. --Careax 06:39, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Miniature Pigs Bred In EnglandEdit


  • New catapult set to prove that pigs can fly. --Careax 06:24, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Sleep, this little piglet found, was the only thing that drove out thoughts of suicide. --The Bastard 06:33, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Only the Brits would think of using a scale to show scale. --Alethic Logic 15:30, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Awards The Dalai LamaEdit


  • "Hey Nancy, he don't look much like a llama to me!" --Careax 06:40, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Dalai Lama: "Buddah, God, Allah, one of you guys, PLEASE, shut him the hell up!" --The Bastard 06:43, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Bush: "I don't know who the guy in the bedsheet was, but he seemed nice enough." --The Bastard 07:07, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Bush: "Wait, the Dalai Lama's a guy?!? Oh, I thought, you, uhh...they worship cows and all...umm, nevermind." --The Bastard 07:07, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • On tonight's menu... llama. --Alethic Logic 15:32, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Meets The Dalai LamaEdit


  • See that attic scuttle up there, George? I want you to crawl up there and not come out until I tell you to." WrongOfTexas 22:50, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • That, George, is an Airplane. Can you say Airplane? --The Bastard 00:31, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "Look up... look down... look at my thumb..." --Alethic Logic 15:33, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Afghani Woman Brings Water HomeEdit


  • Car bombs ain't what they used to be! --Careax 05:21, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Attorney General Nominee Michael Mukasey Raises His Hand Before His Confirmation HearingEdit


  • I, Michael Mukasey, do solemnly swear or affirm that I am a teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. --The Bastard 00:32, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

The French Transportation Workers Go On 24-Hour StrikeEdit


  • So what else is new? --Randroid 01:58, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Not content with letting their country's reputation stand as is, the French Transportation Workers have reenforced their nation's long-standing tradion by surrendering to laziness. --The Bastard 03:43, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

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