Praying Hands Sculpture At Oral Roberts University, Tulsa, OklahomaEdit


  • Oh Lord, thou are so very big. --Randroid 21:03, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • A brand new Roland JX-60A park bench was installed today next to some statue honoring something or other. --The Bastard 06:47, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Endangered Mountain Gorilla And BabyEdit


  • "Some day my child, you too will become an Irish jig superstar in an Arby's TV ad." --Careax 06:28, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

A Cargo Ship Delivers Goods From Overseas, Photo #1Edit


  • Another shipment of lead from China arrives at America's busiest port. Some assembly required.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:53, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • China's latest import: surplus Falun Gong devotees. For sale this Christmas at bargain prices in a Wal-Mart near you! --Careax 06:33, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

A Cargo Ship Delivers Goods From Overseas, Photo #2Edit


Nissan Introduces New Concept CarEdit


  • This, zoologists say, is the common prey of SUV's. --The Bastard 03:48, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
  • The concept is: nobody would ever drive this! --Careax 06:34, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Japan introduces the world's largest clothes hanger.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:03, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
  • The world is introduced to the newest Transformer: Optimus Gay. --Careax 05:32, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

A Terrorist Is Brought To GitmoEdit


  • This is what you get for causing trouble at a John Kerry speech --YetiCGN 07:05, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "Do we have big plans for you? Let's just say you're going to be the icing on our naked pyramid cake!" --Careax 06:19, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

A Coyote Is Spotted In Southern CaliforniaEdit


  • Coyote makes an ill-fated trip into one of the military's many Anvil Dropping ranges. The ASPCA is excepted to press charges. --The Bastard 06:54, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Latest Girl Band, The Twelve Girls, From ChinaEdit


China's cloning program reaches maturity. --Randroid 19:58, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

  • They might be cute. The might be musical. But apparently they can't count. --Careax 05:30, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

"Paul Revere and the Raiders" Look-alike contest underway in China. --Alethic Logic 16:36, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

A Cat At A Computer WorkstationEdit


  • A new danger to American jobs besides foreigners: Foreign cats! --YetiCGN 07:06, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  • One of the few times you can find pussy on the internet. --The Bastard 05:29, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

A Gorilla In Japan Walks On A RopeEdit


Health Officials Fear Outbreak of EbolaEdit


  • See, I'm just gonna rub this solvent onto your skin and you will be an American in no time. --YetiCGN 21:40, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Mrs. Romney on the campaign trail for her husband, Mitt greets a possible voter.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:40, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Barbara Bush reunited with a man she met at the Houston Astrodome after Katrina.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:54, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

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