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Giant Panda Stands Near BambooEdit
- Never has a cage been soooo delicious! --Careax 04:12, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
- thier walking!
- "Look, my name is Dave and for the last time, I'm telling you, this is just a Panda suit."
Canada's Dollar Reaches Parity With America's DollarEdit
- U.S. dollar continues downward descent. Greatest President Ever goes Loonie. --Careax 04:10, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
California's Governor Stands Tough During Budget TalksEdit
After scrolling through the options in his internal circuitry, California's governor answers a reporter's question during a press conference...
"Fuck you, asshole" --Randroid 00:49, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
Helicopters Used To Fight FiresEdit
Guards Perform Nightly Border Closing CeremonyEdit
- Ministry of Silly Walks announces new Silly Hats Task Force. --Careax 02:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
Iran President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Speaks At Columbia UniversityEdit
- "OMG! So what's the deal with Britney? Me and my BFF Ayatollah Mohammad Taghi Mesbah Yazdi were like 'no way!' She sooo totally not hot!" --Careax 02:35, 25 September 2007 (UTC)