Giant Panda Stands Near BambooEdit


  • Never has a cage been soooo delicious! --Careax 04:12, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
  • thier walking!
  • "Look, my name is Dave and for the last time, I'm telling you, this is just a Panda suit."

Canada's Dollar Reaches Parity With America's DollarEdit


  • U.S. dollar continues downward descent. Greatest President Ever goes Loonie. --Careax 04:10, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

California's Governor Stands Tough During Budget TalksEdit


After scrolling through the options in his internal circuitry, California's governor answers a reporter's question during a press conference...

"Fuck you, asshole" --Randroid 00:49, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Helicopters Used To Fight FiresEdit


Guards Perform Nightly Border Closing CeremonyEdit


  • Ministry of Silly Walks announces new Silly Hats Task Force. --Careax 02:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Iran President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Speaks At Columbia UniversityEdit


  • "OMG! So what's the deal with Britney? Me and my BFF Ayatollah Mohammad Taghi Mesbah Yazdi were like 'no way!' She sooo totally not hot!" --Careax 02:35, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

UAW Go On Strike As Negotiations With GM Break DownEdit


  • "Hey! It always works in France!" --Careax 02:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Using size requirements, GM locks out smaller employees.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:20, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

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