Hillary Clinton And Norman HsuEdit


  • Hillary takes the opportunity to show Mr. Hsu how Chinese she is. Unfortunately, it doesn't just involve a SOUTHERN accent... - The Lake Effect 01:53, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Hillary tries out some of Norman's "happy pills". --Careax 02:30, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Harrod's Uses Snake To Guard $120,000 ShoesEdit


  • Finally, a security guard not belonging to a union! - The Lake Effect 02:06, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • This is one pair of shoes that won't be stolen by Indiana Jones. - The Lake Effect 01:51, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
  • One phrase: "Duty Free" --Randroid 00:50, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Larry Flynt Holds Press ConferenceEdit


  • "Dah Guntaa Frum Jabba. Din Mabba Gadwa Mafallawee. muhahahahaha!!" (translation: "Yeah, I look and sound like Jabba the Hut. But unlike him I don't vote Republican. muhahahahaha!!") --Careax 04:04, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Lamborghini's New $1.4-million Limited Edition ReventonEdit


  • "This model's flux capacitor not only allows you to travel through time, but also visit bizarre alternate realities in which Iraq is totally under American control!" --Careax 04:19, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Two Surfers Save A Dog In Lake MichiganEdit


A Donkey Gets Trapped In A WellEdit

(it was rescued safely)


  • Apperently, Lassie also saves donkeys. RedManiac 00:27, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Elephants never lead you down a well.--Pro-Lick 22:49, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

South Korea's President Meets The Greatest President Ever During APEC SummitEdit


  • how am i supposed to know Austrians dont have slanted eyes--Chester
  • The Greatest President Ever brags once more to the Asians about his "Gross Domestic Product". --Careax 04:15, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Customers Withdraw Cash From UK BankEdit


Northwest Passage Is Finally Ice-FreeEdit


A Dog Practices RescuesEdit


  • Rush Limbaugh's crack recruitment team finally succeed in getting a Clinton to go to Iraq as they drop Buddy Clinton in the Tigres River.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:40, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Student Tasered At Kerry EventEdit

Yes, it's true


  • Get your useless butt over to Iraq, loser.--Pro-Lick 23:29, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Axe body spray reveal new scent: Electric Boogaloo --Careax 04:08, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

London Fashion WeekEdit


  • This piece is from the Lynne Cheney collection and it's called "Undisclosed Location"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:38, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • "All your base are belong to us!" --Careax 04:07, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.