Democratic Leaders of CongressEdit
- "Further evidence that Nancy Pelosi is actually a vampire was revealed today when she appeared in public dressed in a red cape. A previous report revealed that she was not Time Magazine's "Person of the Year", as she could not see herself in the cover.--Esteban Colberto 23:09, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
A scientist from the Atomic Scientists helps Dr. Colbert explain to Dr. Francis S. Collins and every smartiac who cannot tell time, how clocks work.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:57, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
GOP determined to focus on the postive light: "At least it is right two times a day" --D0rian 02:55, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
The Greatest President EVER! and His TroopsEdit
Chuang Chuang, The Giant PandaEdit
Cleanroom Technician Inspects DeviceEdit
Yeah. It's a thing, alright. Huh...
Russian Circus PerformersEdit
Health Officials Respond to Bird FluEdit
Miniature "Oscar" Statuette ReplicasEdit
Embarrased by Stephen Colbert's loss at the hands of the liberal, america-hating, Academy, Oscar decides to give the award to Stephen Colbert in person.
--D0rian 02:59, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Heavy Storms Hit EuropeEdit
- First, the streets. Then, the government. Now, gays are taking over the entire fucking atmosphere of Earth. C'mon, gays! Leave some for the other minorities!
Koala Cub and MotherEdit
These bears can kill you - with cuteness. --El Payo 19:17, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Polar Bears on IceEdit
Global warming is a good thing.
We'd normally write something quick and catchy here, but we're too busy laughing our asses off...
- "I'LL PISS ON YOUR SOUL!!!"
Dogs and carpets are interchangeable
From the Star Trek episode "The Trouble with Kleinspitzles." --El Payo 19:18, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Paul Wolfowitz Visits TurkeyEdit
Couple Win $254 Million in LotteryEdit
Before being arrested and money siezed.
Mom? Dad? --El Payo 19:18, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
What money? I don't see any money. All I see are lies. Dirty, dirty lies...
Condoleezza Rice's New Assistant, John NegroponteEdit
Ladies and gentlemen, the true definition of irony.