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An X-ray Showing A Pencil Inside A Woman's HeadEdit


  • There has got to be an easier way to scratch your nose... - The Lake Effect 14:01, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Woman Has 17th ChildEdit

Please also see: Duggar Family


  • "Children, do me a favor? KEEP YOUR FATHER THE %$#! AWAY FROM ME!" - The Lake Effect 03:34, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • "Funny, he looks kinda like Bill Clinton." - The Lake Effect 03:40, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • "We've run out of standard 'J' names, so meet your new sister 'Justice Is An Agonizing Vasectomy'!" --Careax 03:50, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Barry Bonds Hits 756th Home RunEdit


  • "Now I get to go to Disneyland and share 'roids with my pal Goofy." - The Lake Effect 17:23, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

A Postcard Showing Alleged Spy Mata HariEdit


The Yangtze River Dolphin Is Considered ExtinctEdit


  • 那么长期, 和感谢所有鱼! - The Lake Effect 16:41, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
  • (translating, that silly dolphin language) Then long-term, with thanks all fish! - The Lake Effect 16:41, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Yangtze River Dolphin, we'll miss you, bear of the river! - The Lake Effect 17:23, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Owner Of Utah Mine Where 6 Miners Are Trapped, Gives A Tour To MediaEdit


  • "And that's when that guy, I believe his name was GOD, told me to whore out to the media and show you around my seriously dangerous safety regulation-breaking mine." - The Lake Effect 17:12, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
  • "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA flying in eagle-style to save them thar trapped miners!!" --Careax 05:14, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Aboard Virgin Airlines' First FlightEdit


  • I am tired of these mother#@$!ing virgins on this mother$#@!ing plane! - The Lake Effect 16:35, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
Awesome! --Careax 05:11, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
  • They don't call it Virgin Airlines for nothing. Each flight is fueled by the sexual awkwardness of 10 High School Chess Club captains. --Careax 05:11, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Russian Lady Has 130 Cats In One FlatEdit


  • I'm too sexy for my one-hundred-and-thirty cats. Too sexy for my one-hundred-and-thirty cats. Poor pussies. Poor one-hundred-and-thirty pussy cats! - The Lake Effect 17:44, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
  • In Russia, 130 cats have lady! --Careax 05:07, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

(Ah, Yakoff would be proud.)
* Waiting list set up for eager Chinese restaurants. What did you think was in the "Mao's Surprise?" - The Lake Effect 14:04, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Jesus Appears on Woman's Garage FloorEdit

Yes, it's true.


Experts would later reveal that it was an image of Ted Nugent...

Montana State FairEdit


  • Because of the high advertising fees at the Iowa State Fair, Mike Gravel advertises by handing out barf bags with his picture on all of them. 21:16, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

A Grizzly Bear Rests His Head On A Giant BallEdit


  • Feeling a giant ball is the closest he'll ever get to participating in the Stephen Colbert Experience. - The Lake Effect 03:39, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

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