Write A Caption/Archive/54

< Write A Caption | Archive

12,431pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

Baobab Trees At DuskEdit


California Opens Extension To FreewayEdit


  • A construction worker strides confidently over footbridge STRUCTURALLY SUFFICIENT TO FEDERAL STANDARDS. (Seriously, you should listen to the federal government once in a while, instead of whining about "how the other ones didn't fall down yet". What are you waiting for, a HURRICANE? Fix those bridges, and get well soon, Minnesota.) - The Lake Effect 22:26, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • No traffic in Los Angeles... an official sign that the apocalypse is near. --Careax 03:40, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • A Model struts his stuff during the annual California DOT Fashion show.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:24, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Monkeys Cross RoadEdit


  • Illegal immigrant Mexican monkeys stealing road-crossing jobs from hard-working American chickens. - The Lake Effect 18:20, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Sammy The SeagullEdit


  • Illegal immigrant Mexican seagull steals food from hardworking American pigeons. - The Lake Effect 22:27, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Mini Sub Stopped In New York HarborEdit


  • Russia fails to claim sovereignty over New Jersey and its bountiful fields of hazardous nuclear waste. - The Lake Effect 22:14, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Elián González finds a new method for travelling to the United States. - The Lake Effect 22:42, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

A Farmer In Afghanistan Harvesting His Poppy CropEdit


  • Mahoud one day dreams of making enough money on poppies so he can move his family to Colombia to become coca farmers. - The Lake Effect 19:04, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • "I shall call you 'Audrey'" --Careax 03:37, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Lamb Is Born With 7 LegsEdit


  • Spider-lamb... Spider-lamb. Does whatever a spider-lamb does... - The Lake Effect 18:04, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • LMAO!!! Classic! --Demonseed 06:45, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Holds Press Conference With His Man in AfghanistanEdit


  • Now tell me, are you brown enough to do a heckuva job? - The Lake Effect 18:03, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh Hammie, can I call ya "Hammie"? Hammie, I'll give yer nation another $400 million to build stuff if you just tell me one thing... where'd ya get yer hat? I need a hat! - The Lake Effect 19:07, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Mr. Karzai winces from losing all sensation in his right hand. - The Lake Effect 19:09, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • "Isn't the joke normal 'pull my finder', George? ... Oh shit! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!!" --Careax 03:36, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

New Bratz Dolls Are Released To Coincide With Bratz MovieEdit


  • If you ever need a doll for your children to emulate to pretend to be classy-looking strippers, let it be this one! - The Lake Effect 18:02, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Next week they're launching the male doll line. Keep a look out for Larry King, Dennis Miller and Barry Bonds! --Careax 03:34, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

French President Sarkozy Points And Yells At PhotographersEdit


  • "Sacra bleu! Leave moi et mon petit boyfriend alone!" --Careax 03:33, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
  • You'd be frowning too if you were caught in such a gay-looking photograph. - The Lake Effect 03:12, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous! - The Lake Effect 22:48, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
  • You! American photographer, stay where you are! I will maneuver this boat so that I may fart in your general direction!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:54, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki