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The Greatest President Ever Leans Out Of A TruckEdit
- "Is that the light at the end of the tunnel? Oh wait. No, it's just a suicide bomber." --Careax 15:52, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
After Osama, Lieutenant! We haven't much time!
The Greatest President Ever Speaks To The TroopsEdit
- "Why do you want me to say 'mission accomplished'? Oh shit!" --Careax 04:33, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Dog Gets Hit During 2007 Tour de FranceEdit
the french pay a dog to take out the competition
A Cat Raises Abandoned ChicksEdit
"Fleas are tasty!" --Demonseed 04:29, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
Lindsay Lohan is next on the adoption list. - The Lake Effect 17:08, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Cats and rats Used To Detect LandminesEdit
- In other news, animal shelters report a dramatic increase in demand for unwanted pets. --Careax 07:10, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Oscar The Cat Can Tell When Hospice Patients Will PassEdit
The cat stalks its next soul to devour. --Randroid 18:20, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
"Don't fear the reaper. I want chicken, I want liver, I want a cadaver, please deliver..." --OHeL 01:24, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
- Awesome! --Careax 07:07, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
This is one cat you wish wouldn't come when you call it...
World's Tallest And Smallest HorsesEdit
- "Daddy! Lady just pooped a baby!" --Careax 04:24, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Karl Rove Receives A SubpoenaEdit
- Those MoFos had just better hope Karl shows up, and not that bad-ass dawg MC Rove! --Careax 04:35, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Army Vet Shows Off His New Bionic ArmEdit
I got sent to fight in the Middle East for no discernible reason, got my arm blown off and all I got was this green ball and a plastic arm? Thanks Blackwater!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:31, 27 July 2007 (UTC)