Father of The Greatest President Ever Donates His Service Revolver To MuseumEdit


  • "You mean the block goes up into the barrel? Shucks! No wonder I kept missing all those Mexicans!" --Careax 04:53, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
  • This is my rifle, this is my gun, wait a minute...this is my rifle? Well, that explains my gun...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:54, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
  • "If I have to spend one more goddamned day with that asshole Clinton, I swear to God..."--MC Esteban™ 09:10, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Two Monkeys Fight At The ZooEdit


  • Here Yucko! I flung that poop and hit that bit** with the camera right here!

Dennis Kucinich, Hillary Clinton and John Edwards After The 2007 NAACP ConventionEdit


  • It's only this big Hillary. And I ain't talking about his chance at the Presidency!" --Careax 04:56, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Technicians Create Influenza Vaccine Using EggsEdit


"Won't they be surprised this Easter." --Randroid 18:21, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

India Elects First Woman President, Pratibha PatilEdit

(Indira Ghandi was Prime Minister; Pratibha Patil was elected president.)


  • India's newest president, Pratibha Patil answers reporters questions about her age, two, yes seventy-two.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:59, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
  • "This is our foreign policy towards almost all of the world. For our foreign policy towards Pakistan let me just turn my fingers around." --Careax 05:08, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
  • "Yo, peep this, big up'sta muh ma fuckin homies in Visakhapatnam, we be keepin' it real up in here. Check it, I tips muh fowdy ta the' memory of the Little Gandhizzle. Rest in peace dawg! Booyakasha!" --MC Esteban™ 09:03, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Baby Dressed As Harry PotterEdit


  • J.K. Rowling announces surprise new Harry Potter book: "Harry Potter and the Hermione Love Child" --Careax 17:42, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

A Meerkat Keeps Warm Under A Heat LampEdit


  • Self-cooking meerkat takes Korea by storm. --Careax 05:05, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Alien intelligence finally taken to Earth's leader. --MC Esteban™ 09:09, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

My agent told me i could have a you tube video like that ground squirel

Apparently, the sun glaring constantly in the Sahara wasn't enough for the cast of Meerkat Manor...

Three Bears Cool OffEdit


  • Yet again a liberal judge rewards hardened criminals with a brief resort prison sentence. This time: the Goldilocks killers. --Careax 04:30, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Soccer Superstar, David Beckham During His American DebutEdit


  • Soccer dives, they're not just for Europe anymore!--MC Esteban™ 09:07, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President EverEdit


What the hell are those two guys doing?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:34, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Two Sadhus, Hindu Holy Men, Perform YogaEdit


hey gunga, THE GIANT HEAD OF PRESIDENT BUSH is watching us

  • "Dude: I think this would be more fun if you were a hot chick." --Careax 04:32, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

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