Groundskeeper Slips While Spreading TarpEdit


In Soviet Russia, tarps spread YOU. RedManiac 00:38, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

The Remains of a Wildfire in South DakotaEdit


  • Sadly, valient efforts to neutralize the Smokey the Bear terrorist threat failed. --Careax 17:04, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest First Lady Ever Returns To WashingtonEdit


Knut, Berlin's Polar BearEdit

The Berlin Zoo has canceled Knut's daily public shows citing concerns that he may have outgrown his handlers[1].


  • Knut plays with his handler before devouring him. - The Lake Effect 04:26, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • "Urgh! Knut, have you been at the mouldy sauerkraut again?!" --Careax 23:46, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Puppy Born With Heart Shaped Pattern in FurEdit


  • Ironically, the creature was filled with nothing but rage, hatred, and diamonds. --Careax 23:44, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Wrecking Ball Breaks Loose, Hits CarEdit


  • Authorities track down one of Stephen's run-away testicles. --Careax 17:06, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Steven Spielberg had many problems while filming "Indiana Jones 4." They had a lower budget and couldn't create special effects as good as the first three. RedManiac 00:37, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Queen Elizabeth IIEdit


Mandrill Eats WatermelonEdit


  • Paris Hilton's prison cuisine was a slice above the rest. --Careax 16:42, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Ducks Jump Into PoolEdit


The Greatest President Ever Prevents Harriet Miers From TestifyingEdit


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