Ducks On A Wimbledon Tennis CourtEdit


  • It seems apparent that ducks and their ducklings are always crossing a path where someone has a camera. Ducks are bigger media whores than Paris Hilton. - The Lake Effect 17:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

A Shrimp Trawler Off Georgia CoastEdit


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~ Forrest, Forrest Gump

Scientists Test Sewage for ContaminantsEdit


"Your turn to check the shit!"--Demonseed 14:22, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Space Shuttle Atlantis Heads to Kennedy Space CenterEdit


And nine months later, the new Boeing 787 was born. WrongOfTexas 18:44, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Wildfire Burns Near Lake TahoeEdit


The next stop on the Great White tour didn't turn out any better than L.A. --Randroid 18:37, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Vice-President Cheney returns to his place of birth for some much needed rest.WrongOfTexas 18:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Hosts Vladimir Putin at His Kennebunkport HomeEdit


Protesters Hold A Demonstration in KennebunkportEdit


Dennis and Elizabeth KucinichEdit


  • "If I lose the presidential race, I'll be spending more time at home... on second thought, after looking at my wife here - I would like to withdraw my candidacy. - The Lake Effect 17:04, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • A democratic candidate for president takes a moment to speak with his transvestite "wife".--Pro-Lick 20:14, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Padma Lakshmi and Salman RushdieEdit


  • Freshly divorced. At this point, that fatwah doesn't seem that bad. - The Lake Effect 17:11, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Darth Vader and Princess Leia have broken up? --Randroid 18:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Ann and Mitt RomneyEdit


  • "Our hobbies include "busting thetans all night long." -The Lake Effect 17:22, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

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