Nancy Reagan Attends Dedication to Ronald Reagan Medical CenterEdit


Am I an angel yet? --Pro-Lick 23:40, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Does Fred Thompson know I'm available? How about Billy Graham?--Pro-Lick 23:53, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

The Queen and Prince PhillipEdit


  • Lizzie and Phil attend the annual Inspector Gadget Convention. --Careax 06:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "I'm wearing this because I'm a dirty old man. What's your excuse Liz?" --Careax 06:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Homer J. Simpson Kidnapped in MalaysiaEdit

Kidnapping ofHomer

  • "Doh!" --Careax 06:13, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Behold the wrath of UPS! --Careax 06:13, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Or to quote South Park: "Simpsons did it!!" --Careax 22:27, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

As of now, the authorities have dubbed the unnamed thief, Spider Pig.

Cars Crushed To Stop Street RacingEdit


  • "Dang du! My furry dice are still in there!" --Careax 06:11, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

X-ray of Snake That Swallowed LightbulbsEdit


  • GE to market obsolete incandescent bulbs as snake food announces their new CEO, Stuart Little - The Lake Effect 19:19, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • The results of having ideas from inside your gut. RedManiac 02:27, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  • GE: We Bring Good Things to Life. --Randroid 08:43, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Reunion Rumors For Pop Group, "Spice Girls"Edit


  • More photographic evidence proving the Spice Girls couldn't keep their legs closed. (Baby Spice was thinking of Ellen!) --Careax 22:31, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • The Village People make their first public appearance after their operations. --Randroid 21:36, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Grab the gun, America. It's time to go Spice Girl huntin'.

"Chemical Ali" Gets Death SentenceEdit


Well, that sucks for me. 'Olay Regenerist' probably would be a good investment..

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