Condoleezza Rice's Assistant, John Negroponte, Visits PakistanEdit


"When choking a defenseless baby, one should always approach from behind."

GOP Presidential candidate, Fred Thompson Makes rare TV AppearanceEdit


"I'm really 38. This is all the magic of Hollywood hair and makeup."

Children Visit The Bear Exhibit At The San Francisco ZooEdit


Seconds later, and to their horror, the children discovered there was no glass in the window.

I won't be holding up stuffed humans when you're in my cave.--Pro-Lick 23:46, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Animal Activists Free Dancing BearsEdit


Seconds later, the former dancing bears remembered they were real bears and ate the animal rights activists.

Mayor Bloomberg Leaves GOP!Edit


The T-1000 Terminator robot traveled back in time to inform Mr. Bloomberg that the Republicans have no future. --Randroid 05:40, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

  • And so this guy here says to me, "Come with me if you want your political career to live." - The Lake Effect 06:39, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

A Close Up Of An Airbus A380 EngineEdit


Even with his new giant ventilation fan, Dick Cheney still couldn't get the stench out of his bathroom. --Careax 07:04, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Two Saudi Princes Attend The Paris Air ShowEdit


  • Snap and Crackle, looking for Pop. - The Lake Effect 06:33, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "Yes, we're looking to buy as many crop-dusting aviation schools as you in the West can spare." --Careax 07:01, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

The French Reenact The Battle of WaterlooEdit


Only the French would celebrate one of their greatest losses. --Randroid 22:54, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

"Zee British did not win. Wi chose to lose!" --Careax 05:30, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

French President Nicolas Sarkozy Addresses ParliamentEdit


  • My fellow Frenchmen, I surrender. - The Lake Effect 17:37, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Hong Kong Celebrates The Annual Dragon Boat FestivalEdit


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