Diver Inspects Reef Made of TiresEdit


  • Goodyear Trout and Bridgestone Carp populations at an all time high. - The Lake Effect 14:52, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Ten Yangtzee Alligators Come Up For AirEdit


Did someone say "poodle"? Ace-o-aces 18:48, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

  • Chinese counterfeit alligators proven to be inferior to the American versions. - The Lake Effect 03:31, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "Haha! Without that damned Australian around nobody can harm us!" --Careax 07:11, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Pee Wee Herman At The Guys Choice AwardsEdit


And today's Secret Word is... um... what's the opposite of manly? --Toadaron 01:31, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

  • Re-enactment of that fateful day at that Sarasota moviehouse. - The Lake Effect 06:35, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "Wait, this is the GUYS Choice awards? Oops, I must have misread the title!" --Careax 07:10, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Hamas Militant Kicks Down A Door in Gaza CityEdit


The TSA was sent to the Men's Room at Burbank airport to apprehend Randroid for carrying weapons of mass destruction (also known as his dirty socks). --Randroid 05:46, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

A Young Child Meets The Greatest President EverEdit


  • I don't even know if you're old enough to be employed, but you're doing a heckuva job, brownie! - The Lake Effect 14:47, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

The U.S. Open Golf TournamentEdit


  • Tiger Woods crowned new Hungry Hungry Hippo champion. --Careax 07:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Tulsa, Oklahoma Time CapsuleEdit





The Bush Administration Coalition Plymouth Authority improvements continue to be a resounding success.

"Dracula's" Castle Returned to FamilyEdit


  • Vagrant found sleeping in famed blood orgy room. - The Lake Effect 14:46, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Family immediately posts jobs for "500 virgins or stupid Turks" and claim "there's a lot at stake". --Careax 07:07, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Cowboy Gets Thrown Off Horse During RodeoEdit


  • It still beats flying on the airlines. - The Lake Effect 04:16, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "No, buck you, redneck." - The horse

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