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Bono Gets To Meet The Greatest President EverEdit
- Are you still married to Cher? - The Lake Effect 23:41, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
- Hey, remember The Joshua Tree? We cut 'em all down."
- Irish, is that kinda British? - The Lake Effect 03:55, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
- "So how do you dismantle an atomic bomb? Dick's still got a ton of them rotting in his crypt." --Careax 13:55, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Activists Protest The G8 Summit Meeting in GermanyEdit
- These new gloves will make even the oiliest and sweatiest nude protester easy to get a grip on. - The Lake Effect 04:39, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
- The MySpace pied pipers didn't get quite the following they were expecting. --Careax 05:59, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
General Peter Pace To Retire as Chairman of Joint ChiefsEdit
- The real reason I'm smiling is because I just had the Chief Joint. - The Lake Effect 12:35, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Peter Paced a pretty poor Persian push. --Careax 13:50, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
- Unfortunately, all the black peacocks at the Audubon Zoo have perished. - The Lake Effect 20:37, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
The Greatest President Ever Visits PolandEdit
- To change a lightbulb? I'd say FIVE of YOU guys. - The Lake Effect 20:34, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
2007 Imperia Vodka Hair CompetitionEdit
- Brain-sucking octopuses terrorize America. President Bush deemed immune. --Careax 13:58, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Cadets Celebrate GraduationEdit
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU CALL THAT DRINKING? I'VE SEEN BETTER CHUGGING FROM MY GRANDMA AT A FRAT PARTY! YOU ARE PATHETIC! I WANT TO SEE YOU SUCK IT DOWN LIKE A MOSQUITO ON A FAT BOY! I WOULD NOT ENTRUST THE SAFETY OF MY NATION TO A SICK LITTLE TURD THAT CAN'T EVEN PACK ONE DOWN! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME, MY COUNTRY, AND YOUR MAMA! - The Lake Effect 12:32, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
- "Ummm.... you guys know those are your urine samples, right?" --Careax 13:59, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
A Promotion For The EURO 2008 Soccer ChampionshipsEdit
- The Swiss reveal: giant balls make them horny. --Careax 14:00, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
The Pope Gets To Meet The Greatest President EverEdit
- Let me get this straight, God talks to you too? -The Lake Effect 04:48, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Send his sinful ass BACK TO AMERICA!!! I have enough going on as it is!
Anti-Globalisation Protester In Rome Kicks In Bank WindowEdit
- "Dude, chill out. The ATM's over here!" --Careax 05:57, 11 June 2007 (UTC)