A Grassroots Effort Seeks To Get Dr. Rice To Run For PresidentEdit
"If wu don't supwort me faw Pwesident I'll cwy!" --Careax 01:12, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Man Drives Sofa At 92 Miles Per HourEdit
Yes, it's true.
- Conan O'Brien solves New York's gridlock problem with his famous mobile desk. - The Lake Effect 23:56, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
...And it's Jay Leno! Taking the lead away from David Letterman! Boy, what a race!
A Flock Of GeeseEdit
I give you Bush's latest nominees for U.S. attorney.Ace-o-aces 00:23, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
Geese hold annual "A Salute to MC Escher Day" at area park. WrongOfTexas 02:50, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
A Tiger Dives Into Pool After Some FoodEdit
- Now if only we could teach your children how to swim by throwing Krispy Kreme into the pool, we'd be set. - The Lake Effect 00:00, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
Satellite Image Showing Snow Melt on AntarcticaEdit
Common, it's still mostly snow. Ace-o-aces 00:42, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Neon glaciers blamed for global warming. --Careax 17:23, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Post-War and Contemporary Art Evening Sale at Christie's New YorkEdit
Open wide and say "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The Panama CanalEdit
The Greatest President and Vice President Ever Meet With Joint Chiefs of StaffEdit
You've pissed off Dick again. Let's try to keep Dick happy.--Pro-Lick 03:52, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
So, guys, we're pretty much screwed here, eh. Who wants to hit some Wawa?
"What do you mean 'Santa isn't real'?!" --Careax 06:15, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Um, okay, so we've got a large pepperoni, a large Canadian bacon, and a two-liter Diet Coke. Anything else? --DorkVader 13:41, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
New John Adams Dollar CoinEdit
Finally! a coin commemorating the brother of a beer brewer! --Careax 06:14, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Paul Wolfowitz Announces His ResignationEdit
"Hey, do I hear the sound of a Swiss ambassadorship?" --Careax 06:12, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Can I get a WHOOP-WHOOP?!