Former CIA Director George Tenet Writes Tell-All BookEdit


"I would like to take my oath on the Koran."--MC Esteban™ 05:31, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"What is 'It's a Slam Dunk' Alex?" --Careax 04:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Alberto Gonzales Protested At His Harvard Law ReunionEdit


McCain auctions off GITMO detainees at GOP fundraiser. --Alethic Logic 23:54, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Vetoes Democrats Timeline BillEdit


  • Great, he's facing the wrong way. AGAIN. - The Lake Effect 04:12, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

"Ok, this one's got to be the toilet... DAMN IT!" --Careax 04:43, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

"VeTO, veTO, it's off to work I go..." --Alethic Logic 20:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Meets Winners of Technology CompetitionEdit


  • Could this robot be powered on drugs, like in Robocop 2? - The Lake Effect 01:58, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Napoleon Dynamite isn't the only one with "friggin' sweet dance moves". --Careax 06:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

China Celebrates May DayEdit


Female Chinese cyclist takes steroid abuse to a new level. --Careax 06:24, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Switzerland's Tour de Romandie Bicycle RaceEdit


Without Armstrong, Its just not the same...

A Six-Legged Calf Is Born In NebraskaEdit


All this means is 50% more mutton!

Queen Elizabeth II Visits Jamestown with Dick CheneyEdit


  • Really? His friend? In the face? - The Lake Effect 23:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Fox presents their latest reality TV spectacular: Celebrity River Dance! --Careax 07:06, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

A Monkey Eats a PopsicleEdit


Feeding the people of IraqTourskin 04:50, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

The CIA did initial tests of the new Iraqi "air conditioning units" on monkeys. --Careax 07:04, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever with His Mountain BikeEdit


"Does anyone have some training wheels?" --Careax 02:25, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

"Yes I'm going on a bike trip through Iraq.No someone else can try it first I forgot how to ride"--Thedragonoverlord 14:34, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Green-eyed Cat Looks Through CageEdit


Hello, Clarice...

A Family of Giant Sea TurtlesEdit


"This isn't quite what I had in mind when you said you wanted to get stoned". --Careax 02:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Kentucky Derby WinnersEdit

Derby trophy

What's in the cup? Why, bourbon and fried chicken of course! - The Lake Effect 20:54, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

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