Scientist in AntarcticaEdit


Face of Jesus appears in Stephen Colbert's dryer lint filter. --Alethic Logic 18:06, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

One of Mr. Freeze's henchmen.

Women Attend BullfightsEdit


Steve Tyler (bottom right) dons disguise and sneaks into bullfight. --Alethic Logic 18:12, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Spanish senior breaks world record for being "always a bridesmaid, never a bride". --Careax 22:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

  • It's always a riot when the coliseum holds "Free Doily Night." - The Lake Effect 06:47, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Mother Duck Crosses Road With 29 DucklingsEdit

Yes, it's true.


World's most promiscuous duck thinks it's a chicken. --Careax 18:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Despite the advertising, Momma duck found it difficult to sleep in. --Alethic Logic 02:10, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Bjork Performs at the 2007 Coachella Music FestivalEdit


It's official: Bjork is a crazy bag lady. --Careax 05:15, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Fans at the 2007 Coachella Music FestivalEdit


A newly formed military superpower prepares to invade the Galapagos islands and claim them for Britanada. --Alethic Logic 02:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Noisettes Perform at the 2007 Coachella Music FestivalEdit


No, it's not REALLY an axe... --Alethic Logic 03:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

"Well this is how I saw Pete Townsend playing it, so it must be right!" --Careax 05:16, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Restaurant on a CraneEdit


  • Oops, I dropped my fork. Could you pick that up for me? - The Lake Effect 06:46, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

David Blaine's biggest challenge yet: escape from a Ted Kennedy fund-raiser from 30 stories up. --Careax 06:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Come on... someone fall, already!

Sumo Wrestlers Holding BabiesEdit


  • The things you'll find when you're cleaning your flabs... - The Lake Effect 05:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"Wait a minute, why are they wearing the clothes and we wearing the diapers?!" --MC Esteban™ 05:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"You call this a meal? I'll need 15 more just to put a dent in my hunger!" --Careax 06:32, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Dutchman Builds Noah's Ark ReplicaEdit


Mid-Atlantic Alpaca ShowEdit


"Drugs are bad... umKay?" --Alethic Logic 20:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Man Hires Bodyguard for Protection Against SeagullsEdit

Yes, it's true.


"Don't let it poop on me! I'm already covered in enough white 'paint'!" --Careax 04:42, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

A Bee and An AzaleaEdit


  • Unless the bee and the azalea are married, it's a sin. - The Lake Effect 06:23, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Bush proudly announces America is winning the War on Sex, thanks to the depletion of evil fornicating honey bees / "sex terrorists". --Careax 06:28, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

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