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President Speaks At Chinese ConferenceEdit
"Don't plan on throwing up on anyone. Wouldn't be prudent." --El Payo 09:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
Dog Dresses in Santa HatEdit
The Greatest President Ever Holding BabyEdit
- "Well, look at the precious baby that we'll have to incinerate later."
Monk and 11th Century StatueEdit
Skeleton Found in Mass GraveEdit
- "I told them to make sure the chicken was cooked thoroughly. --El Payo 09:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.
- "Check out the Scrooge in the blue jacket!" "Yeah, let's kill him!" --El Payo 09:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
First Lady BushEdit
- "Only you can prevent me from becoming a BLT."--El Payo 09:12, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- "There is no try. Only do. Or do not."--El Payo 09:13, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Larger Americans May Experience Trouble When Traveling By PlaneEdit
- Photographic proof of why These Colors Don't Run. --El Payo 05:41, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
An Ice Sculpture of a MooseEdit
Even though he knew he was a long shot, Bullwinkle tried out for the part of Hans Solo anyway. WrongOfTexas 18:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
Hybrid Marijuana Plants DiscoveredEdit
Somewhere, a hippy is crying. Ace-o-aces 23:19, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
Japanese Fisherman Catches Giant SquidEdit
- Don't just stand there, get some Calamari batter. --Ace-o-aces 08:05, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- After eight years I finally caught Jar Jar. --Craan
Oldest Hockey Stick From 1850 Sells At Auction for $1.9 million USDEdit
Vendors Sell Roast Dog in HanoiEdit
That'll teach 'em to crap on MY lawn!Ace-o-aces 08:04, 25 December 2006 (UTC)