President Speaks At Chinese ConferenceEdit


"Don't plan on throwing up on anyone. Wouldn't be prudent." --El Payo 09:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Dog Dresses in Santa HatEdit


The Greatest President Ever Holding BabyEdit


  • "Well, look at the precious baby that we'll have to incinerate later."

Monk and 11th Century StatueEdit


Skeleton Found in Mass GraveEdit


  • "I told them to make sure the chicken was cooked thoroughly. --El Payo 09:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.

Charity Fun-RunEdit


  • "Check out the Scrooge in the blue jacket!" "Yeah, let's kill him!" --El Payo 09:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

First Lady BushEdit


  • "And this is the White House pastry chef, Grandpa Munster."--El Payo 09:11, 19 December 2006 (UTC)



  • "Only you can prevent me from becoming a BLT."--El Payo 09:12, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Pygmy MarmosetEdit


  • "There is no try. Only do. Or do not."--El Payo 09:13, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Larger Americans May Experience Trouble When Traveling By PlaneEdit


  • Photographic proof of why These Colors Don't Run. --El Payo 05:41, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

An Ice Sculpture of a MooseEdit


Even though he knew he was a long shot, Bullwinkle tried out for the part of Hans Solo anyway. WrongOfTexas 18:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Hybrid Marijuana Plants DiscoveredEdit

Mexican officials discovered hybrid marijuana plants that are resistant to pesticides. HybridMarijuana

Somewhere, a hippy is crying. Ace-o-aces 23:19, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Japanese Fisherman Catches Giant SquidEdit


  • Don't just stand there, get some Calamari batter. --Ace-o-aces 08:05, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  • After eight years I finally caught Jar Jar. --Craan

Oldest Hockey Stick From 1850 Sells At Auction for $1.9 million USDEdit


Vendors Sell Roast Dog in HanoiEdit


That'll teach 'em to crap on MY lawn!Ace-o-aces 08:04, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

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