International Furniture ShowEdit
Ikea Attacks!--Randroid 19:16, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Bucharest Fashion WeekEdit
"Jolly Roger" (Johnny Depp) performs "Hamlet gone wild": "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio (yes, in that way)." --Alethic Logic 17:41, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
The fashion show went dramatically down hill for Carlos when he accidentally gave himself a sex change while relieving an itch. --Careax 06:40, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Liberals deal another blow to marriage with gay penguin porn. --Careax 13:11, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Robotic Falcons Used To Control Pigeon PestsEdit
Pidgeon Alert! Pidgeon Alert! I am falcon, hear me caw!-- eaglesfan0075
Stumpy, Now, the 3-Legged Duck!Edit
"AFLUCK!" --Alethic Logic 16:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
"Is that your polymelia or are you just pleased to see me?" --Careax 13:19, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
What the flock?! --MC Esteban™ 21:11, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
- Now if you excuse me, I'm going to see my friend Blinky, the Three-Eyed Fish. - The Lake Effect 19:51, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
A Bald EagleEdit
What are you looking at you motherf****** bear!
Only one word describes this picture. Bear-killing-truthiness-upholding-patriotism-loving-Colbert-creature. What? Hyphenated words count, too.
A Lunar Rover on The Moon, December 11, 1972Edit
"Is that a Starbucks over there?!" --Careax 05:47, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
"NOW will you stop and ask for directions?" --Alethic Logic 17:02, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
The Earth Seen From SpaceEdit
"Love it or leave it, penguins."
"So long, and thanks for all the fossil fuels."
An Iceberg Off AntarcticaEdit
Al Gore's ranting cracks Ice.Tourskin 22:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Chinese Woman Combs Her Long HairEdit
- Unlike your girlfriend, when she says she's spending all Saturday washing her hair, she actually means it. - The Lake Effect 19:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Giant Hair slug attacks not-so Giant Chinese woman.Tourskin 22:44, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Wait. Rapunzel's Asian?