Baseball Delayed For SnowEdit


"In 2002, two rival Olympic snowball fighters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team." -Kobayashi

Baseball player cocaine use on the rise again. --Alethic Logic 16:41, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

One of Twenty-five Bamboo Lemurs Raised in CaptivityEdit


Friends of Scotland Charity's 2007 "Dressed to Kilt" showEdit


Janet Reno proves that with a pair of contact lenses and a stylish dress even she can go from hideous to just plain ugly. --Careax 05:25, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Stone practicing his runway, Watch out Heidi! --Colberican 18:06, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

DNA Test Proves Paternity in Smith CaseEdit


I SIRED IT! --MC Esteban™ 23:06, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure, everybody put their nickle in... But I'm the one who hit the jackpot!! --Alethic Logic 01:54, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Biggest Bribe belonged to SmithTourskin 00:11, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Female Sumo WrestlersEdit


I SIRED IT! --User:OHeL 23:06, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Bush Addresses AudienceEdit


"Ahhh.. MAGNUM!" ( ) -Kobayashi

"I don't have time to watch the clock." --OHeL 11:07, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

(I wonder if I could squeeze one out without the microphone picking it up?) --Careax 23:48, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

"I'm the Decider, bitches, and don't you fucking forget it."--Demonseed 19:26, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

The Circus Performs at Madison Square GardenEdit


Future Chinese immigrants practice new cargo container packing concept. --Alethic Logic 01:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Chinese plan to reduce population by reducing fertility among womaen...Tourskin 00:11, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Woman two up on the left: "damn it, did you just let one go Kim?!" --01:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

British Bobbies Arrest Man After Soccer MatchEdit


"I caught him stealing my apples sir"Tourskin 23:21, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

"But he must be a terrorist Sarge! He ain't pasty white like us!" --Careax 01:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Don't tase me, bro!

Shipping Containers At A Port In Hong KongEdit


"According to Bush's Law, if you open enough of these containers one of them will contain WMD." -Kobayashi

China stockpiles weapons for invasion of Taiwan.Tourskin 23:21, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Using afformentioned new human packing concept, China prepares to migrate their entire population to America. --Careax 23:40, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

More crap destined for WalMart is prepared for departure. --Careax 23:40, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Top men are on this case.

The Floor of the New York Stock ExchangeEdit


Trebling of American flags in the NYSE sends DOW Jones skyrocketing. God bless America! --Careax 01:20, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

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