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Sydney, Australia Recognizes "Earth Hour"Edit
Australia conserves energy by shutting off lights in Sydney.
"Hey, Ralph... have you ever thought about circumcision?" --OHeL 04:22, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Viggo Mortensen Visits Argentine Soccer MatchEdit
Organ Grinder's MonkeyEdit
Proof that man did not evolve from monkeys but rather, they evolved from us. --MC Esteban™ 14:15, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Singer Yusef Islam Recognized During "Echo Music Awards", BerlinEdit
"Good grief! For the last time! No, I am NOT a feline terrorist!" --Careax 07:27, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Singer unveils new moniker at press conference: . Colloquially, he may be referred to as The Artist formerly known as Yousuf Islam and Cat Stevens and Steven Demetre Georgiou. --MC Esteban™ 14:21, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
- lol... or, TAFKAYIACSASDG...! Factbook
Baseball Opening Day, 2007Edit
I'm Stephen Colbert, and this... IS THE STARE-DOWN! Heh. Just kidding.
Point Mugu Air ShowEdit
Navy tests new $80 billion "cloaking device". --Alethic Logic 00:40, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Jet flies through last remaining remnant of ozone layer. --MC Esteban™ 14:58, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
New technology deemed to be nothing more than a load of hot air. --Careax 06:06, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
The day was punctuated by the crying of all the terrorists in Iraq for their mothers.--Thedragonoverlord 19:05, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
Navy releases new fighter - the Q-T1P. --Alethic Logic 15:01, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Sculpture of Barack Hussein ObamaEdit
Woman Tests Airport Face ScannerEdit
Gaydar soon to be incorporated into airport security profiling techniques. --Alethic Logic 00:30, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
What happens when the kid's book "A Bad Case of Stripes" is made into a live action movie. RedManiac 21:03, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
She looks one of the kooky cast members of Across the Universe.
Horn Turned Into Working UrinalEdit
Segregation rears its ugly head again...
Blacks: Use the one on the left.
Whites: Use the one a bit lower to the right. --OHeL 10:10, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
And now we'd like to play for you our next selection in tonight's program: Handel's Water Music. --MC Esteban™ 13:51, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Added benefit - reflection makes your penis look gigantic. --Alethic Logic 15:42, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Nancy Pelosi Visits SyriaEdit
The "angel of death" dons her dead leaves scarf to frighten Syrian children. --Alethic Logic 17:59, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:42, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Nancy goes homeTourskin 12:01, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
Nancy on the Road to Damascus, Is Nancy the Anti-Christ? --Colberican 14:33, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
"Did you hide those WMD's well enough?"Tourskin 18:57, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
A Woman Participates in a Holy Week ProcessionEdit
KKK issues new camoflage uniforms to members. --Alethic Logic 15:46, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
AKKK a black supremacist society.--Thedragonoverlord 19:03, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
The KKK and Islam combine forces to form KKKslam!Tourskin 18:57, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
K-K-K... yeah! I'm Dr. Rockzo!